Wheels and Deals in Silicon Valley - New York Times

From the Department of Absurd Triple Negatives comes this gem...

Wheels and Deals in Silicon Valley - New York Times: "The passion for adventure sports has even changed mating rituals in the region. 'It's hard to go on a date in San Francisco and not go on a date with a girl who has not been in five triathlons,' said Auren Hoffman, 31, the chairman of Stonebrick, a high-tech consulting company."