So, Guy Walks Up to the Bar, and Scalia Says... - New York Times

So, Guy Walks Up to the Bar, and Scalia Says... - New York Times: "'Recently I lost my luggage,' Justice Kennedy said. 'I had to go to the lost and found at the airline, and the lady said has my plane landed yet.'

'[Laughter.]'"

The New Yorker: The Critics: Books

The New Yorker: The Critics: Books: "We fall in love with our hunches, and we really, really hate to be wrong. "

Wheels and Deals in Silicon Valley - New York Times

From the Department of Absurd Triple Negatives comes this gem...

Wheels and Deals in Silicon Valley - New York Times: "The passion for adventure sports has even changed mating rituals in the region. 'It's hard to go on a date in San Francisco and not go on a date with a girl who has not been in five triathlons,' said Auren Hoffman, 31, the chairman of Stonebrick, a high-tech consulting company."